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The sexiest of men. One smile from Jonah can cause extreme Intoxication. He will always venture to find the ones he loves. He has the uncanny ability to create unnaturally large dookies in just one trip to the toilet. All who see the girth of the crap will gasp in awe. The smell it emits can make one high depending on the size. Jonah is a hero to all who love mystery and memes. No woman can resist the sound of Jonah's voice which is smooth like hard boiled eggs, and deep like slippery dingleberries. When he looks into your eyes, it's like gazing into the eyes of a dead rat: surreal and full of pain. When he holds your hand, you'll want to die because the feeling is so warm and satisfying and it will often lead to instant diarrhea leakage. When he kisses you it's as if all the stars aligned to form a very small but safe turd sailing through the milky way. He will always be there for you, just like constipation. However don't make Jonah angry. He is very protective and will diagnose anyone who displeases him with dysentery.
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Kevin Jonas, Joseph Jonas, and Nicholas Jonas make up the Jonas Brothers. The three of them together have three recorded albums It's About Time, Jonas Brothers, and A Little Bit Longer, and Nick has one solo one, Nicholas Jonas.
They're a new sensation of music, with die hard fans and an awesome stage presence. They've been on countless TV shows, such as Ellen, Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, SNL, Letterman, 20/20, Barbara Walters, TRL, FNMTV, Disney Channel Games, CBS Early Show, Good Morning America, Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, American Idol, and many, many more.
They've performed at the 51st Annual Grammys, the 2007 and 2008 AMAS, nominated for best new artist at the 51st Annuel Grammys, won 6 Teen Choice awards in 2008, Kids Choice Award for best group, and nominated for video of the year at the 2008 VMAs.
Without a doubt, you love them or not, you know them. They've impacted the world, and there is no erasing that. They've impacted American Music History, and there is no changing that.
GO JONAS!
Kevin Jonas, Joseph Jonas, and Nicholas Jonas make up the Jonas Brothers. The three of them together have three recorded albums It's About Time, Jonas Brothers, and A Little Bit Longer, and Nick has one solo one, Nicholas Jonas.
They're a new sensation of music, with die hard fans and an awesome stage presence. They've been on countless TV shows, such as Ellen, Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, SNL, Letterman, 20/20, Barbara Walters, TRL, FNMTV, Disney Channel Games, CBS Early Show, Good Morning America, Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade, American Idol, and many, many more.
They've performed at the 51st Annual Grammys, the 2007 and 2008 AMAS, nominated for best new artist at the 51st Annuel Grammys, won 6 Teen Choice awards in 2008, Kids Choice Award for best group, and nominated for video of the year at the 2008 VMAs.
Without a doubt, you love them or not, you know them. They've impacted the world, and there is no erasing that. They've impacted American Music History, and there is no changing that.
GO JONAS!
by jonasponesmysoul February 23, 2009
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American boyband; signed to Hollywood Records; have released four albums, three which have gone platinum; popular with preteen/teenage girls; music is generally catchy pop.
American boyband; signed to Hollywood Records; have released four albums, three which have gone platinum; popular with preteen/teenage girls; music is generally catchy pop.
OMG, I just went to a Jonas Brothers concert and they were so amazing and good looking, I was speechless.
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