Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014

angry jackal

An Obscene, foul mouthed British man often insulting people for their emotions.

Andrew was such an angry jackal last night

by MR.Leee June 4, 2017

Meme jack

When one person steals another person's meme without a customary like or upvote

Don't you hate when someone meme jacks you and they get more likes?

by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 19, 2018

anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.

fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack

by XyferGaming October 4, 2017

Jackass jackal

When an idiotic person is being extremely extra past jackass level.

Hey Ross, stop being a jackass jackal!!

by The12men May 24, 2018

Sniper Jackal

Every single halo 2 player's worst nightmare

You: Watch out Sniper Jackal
Jackal: Pew

by Wait that's ilegal January 13, 2020