Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

Jive Jacker

A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.

"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."

by RurikBloodaxe January 6, 2013

frat jacket

the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.

It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.

by A Curious Dinosaur December 31, 2013

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

lip jacket

a moustache

He's got a very nice lip jacket goin' on.

by Grubbyandjody June 24, 2015

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016