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I'm so sick of hearing this ridiculous shit that Italian people "aren't white"

NEVER BEFORE have I heard this before I came to this site and saw these ridiculously stupid definitions

ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE INDEED WHITE! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

I'm Italian and I'm light skinned, and damn proud of it!
And no, I most certainly do NOT fit the horrible Italian-American stereotype.
The only reason the douche bag guidos are tanned is because THEY'RE FAKE TANS!

IF YOU'RE ITALIAN, YOU'RE WHITE, SO BE HAPPY
Irish Man: I'm white! go me!
Italian Man: Me too! go US!
Irish and Italian Man: WE ROCK!
Italian by AlexGaba December 4, 2009

Italian Soda 

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"
Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!
Italian Soda by F'n Nick September 25, 2010
Hey you! Long time no see, IMALY!
IMALY by iLu21 March 3, 2010

Italian Nasal Soup

A collection of heroin-addicted homosexual Italians' boogers which has been microwaved, and then frozen into a penis mould, which is then used to sexually pleasure one's partner anally, and then used as a garnish for soup, which the other partners then consumes.
Leroy enjoyed Tyrone's Italian Nasal Soup after an intense booger penetration session.

Italian spooning 

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.
Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"
Italian spooning by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Italian lightning 

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement
Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning