Houndsian

A performance where the poor results do not even remotely match the high level of skill used or applied.

Although everyone was impressed with his draft and overall management, his fantasy football results can only be described as houndsian.

by Chowderish December 3, 2022

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Hondumb

A poor misguided fool that purchases a Honda and realizes it doesnt go over 30 mph, cannot get out of its own way, and wreaks havoc on the population that actually didnt get their drivers license by inserting a quarter and turning the handle.

eg: That moron in the Hondumb in front of us just pulled a k-turn in the intersection, then pulled out into traffic, and almost got nailed by that Chevy.

by Lilpex January 20, 2011

Horndog Cattle

Guys who add or accept friend request from "aspiring models"

Aspiring models who need x amount of fans on their page

John is just horndog cattle, he never has a chance with that girl

by Agent 99 October 23, 2014

Honda syndrome

When a Honda owner wants to race a car much out of its league. Normally younger adults that have put large exhausts on their accords and floor it around town sounding loud but going nowhere

The only Hondas that don't fall in this category are the S2000s.

Jake: Hey bro that Honda is revving his engine at you he must be trying to race you

Mike: Yeah man he gets that Honda syndrome going on

by Abschatten November 2, 2014

Houdini Sandman

When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.

Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.

by run its bc April 27, 2016

houdini ass

When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears

Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up

by Tricktionary January 14, 2017