Hipster Hog Day

The first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in "holes" in Williamsburg Brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. If the Hipster Hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, "what the f*ck is that idiot wearing?"

I know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was Hipster Hog Day today, so Winter is right around the corner.

Hipster Hog Day by Wrecking Drew September 22, 2010

Water Hog 

The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.

Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

Water Hog by thurston3rd June 13, 2010

swallowed the hog 

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

swallowed the hog by lnglvthnwflsh January 31, 2017

slam hog

A woman, mainly a gross and disgusting, who is gang banged often by her "guy friends" solely just for the purpose of them getting off. More times then not she thinks they are actually attracted to her and they actually want more then just to get off. Usually during the act she is moaning (squealing) and sweating profusely, stinking up the entire area.This woman can usually also be called a bush hog.

When the 5 of them walked in with skylar we immediately all nodded in agreement that she was their slam hog and would indeed be bending over for each and everyone of them later tonight.

slam hog by megatit09 July 29, 2012

The Boss Hog 

When a female shaves her pubic hairs down the middle and leaves the two remaining sides hairy.

"Was it styled?"
"Yeah, it was the Boss Hog! AWESOME!"

The Boss Hog by JSHUEY August 28, 2005

Whole Hog Sausage 

The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.

I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.

Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.

Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.

Whole Hog Sausage by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

slapping the hog 

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

slapping the hog by Skates January 22, 2014