The first day on which you can find at least two hipsters living in "holes" in Williamsburg Brooklyn (or its equivalent), who are wearing winter appropriate: (a) knitted footwear, and (b) knitted headwear. If the Hipster Hog sees his/her shadow, it means at least seven months of whispering, "what the f*ck is that idiot wearing?"
I know we were at the beach last weekend, but it was Hipster Hog Day today, so Winter is right around the corner.
by Wrecking Drew September 21, 2010