Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

Outta Hand

Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.

Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.

Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.

MRS Steiner- she is outta hand

by outta hand November 4, 2019

Typo-hands

A condition in which your brain comes up with a cognitive sentence, but your fingers type out "OMG LOL ROFL"

Rod had a really good idea, but because he contracted typo-hands, all he told me was to "GTFO."

by Danneh Owns You! September 25, 2005

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.

"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."

by Jampo November 2, 2013

Hand Hat

Unknown origin. Word fortold by the chosen one Gbef. If anyone were to say it at a party where alcohol is being consumed, he will be the next Jesus Christ.

DO ME THE HAND HAT.

WHERE IS DO ME THE HAND HAT.

by arflock gebefkov September 6, 2011