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Hanking

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.
by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025
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Haping

An alternative act of horsing around or monkeying around. Typically involves throwing some type of feces or poop at people. Most of the time, the hape who is haping around needs to act like an ape, get completely naked, and throw their own poop at children.
Did you see the crazy naked guy at the zoo? He jumped into the hape enclosure naked and started haping around and eating poop and throwing it at bystanders!
by Nelson lanteigne January 28, 2025
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Haingonia

Definition: Haingonia (Haingonistan), a Christian theocratic micronation situated inside the country of Vietnam, on the province of Nam Dinh, Ninh Binh and Ha Nam.

Capital: Bui Chu - Phat Diem.
Population: 4.5 million people

Head of state: Bishop of Bui Chu or Bishop of Phat Diem
The micronation is described as Vatican of Vietnam, being the spiritual capital of Vietnam Christian community. The nation had a troubling past with the current state of Vietnam, yet now maintains good relations. Its citizens are fervent Christians and all possess the supernatural ability of stealing people wallets, which is theorized to originate from its neighbour, The Glorious Thirtysixist Kingdom of Raumania.
Trivia: The term rice christians originated from the nation, which is alleged to begin from the French missionaries discovering that giving rice bags to its people is easier to convert them than preaching.
Haingonia is practically a Lebanon but SEA, amirite
by Shibagg January 27, 2026
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Hawkings Moment

Hawkings Moment (noun) a brief period of time.
I was having a Hawkins Moment during our chat about movies, too busy pondering black holes to hear what you said.

Hawkings Moment....... is when your speaking to a friend and your not really paying attention to them because you are thinking about something else, quantum physics, simple math problems, etc. "The Hawkings Moment" is when your brain decides quantum mechanics is more fascinating than your buddy's story at lunch. We all have been there nodding along while mentally calculating the probability of parallel universes.
by Dertylarry February 9, 2026
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having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
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having hats that are the size of allah

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."
by jobiff March 31, 2025
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Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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