Harking

Harking: The over embellishment of a thing or person.

Mike would not stop harking about the ugly bitch he thought was amazing and cute.

by UncleMatt27 July 11, 2016

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Harfing

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

by Blushark February 21, 2015

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014