Goat Head 

An eccentric person who rides/talks about/thinks about nothing but bicycles and has a long goatee.

Damn Goat Heads were everywhere downtown today.

Goat Head by Vinja Gosan January 13, 2011

Goat fucker 

A country boy who wear kid pants tucked inside of his boots or boots with cut off jeans

Jimmy Wales up lookin like a goat fucker

Goat fucker by Afrodike June 11, 2017

Goat Boy 

A boy who when Holidaying in Turkey is abused by the largely homosexual native gangbase and forced to walk on all fours while filling their sex crazed needs

Peter "Hey is that little english lad being ridden by a turkish boy George lookalike?"

Ahmed " its a custom here among some of the criminal gangs, they choose a boy to be their Goat Boy and take turns ride him"

Goat Boy by chipthechap July 9, 2010

goat rope 

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.

goat rope by johnny501 October 9, 2005

Goat Herd

British aristocratic male. From their dream job, where they spend all day pulling on their nanny's tits.

Camilla's father was immensely proud she was marrying a goat herd with a title.

Goat Herd by George Vespe May 6, 2008

Goat Snow

When the atmospheric conditions are just right an area of the globe can attain goat snow. Its kinda like raining cats and dogs just replace rain with snow and cats and dogs with goats.

Toivo- "HOLY WAH DER JIMMER ITS SNOWING LIKE A GOAT OUT DER EYY?"
Jimmer-"ya der dats some good goat snow."

Goat Snow by jimmer der ey December 14, 2010

Goat-tail

when one tucks their pecker between his legs behind him, protruding through his butt-crack will be the tip of his pecker, looking like a little goat tail sticking out

carl-"Did you bring your cup with you to soccer practice today?"
evan- "no i didnt but im just going to goat-tail it so im good to go"

Goat-tail by J "goat-tailer" Davis February 24, 2013