glass maker

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser

"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"

by Jennny August 5, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A lame ass cover band from Port Clinton, OH. They try to be funny but really aren't. Don't sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have STD's. What else would you expect?

JOE: Yo dude! Glasgow Kiss is playing at Nicks Roadhouse this weekend?

BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.

by jack849385 January 2, 2011

Glasgow Oyster

To expel a large phlemgy spit onto anothers face.

Ahh'm gonna floz a glasgow oyster in yer face

by The Urban Dandy July 23, 2010

Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.

"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"

by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014

bagnifying glass

device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.

i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014

touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

by areu September 14, 2021