Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020

Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Colvid and Flu Season

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.

Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!

by palmerj December 29, 2021

Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 28, 2023