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Florida fuckfan 

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night
Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.
Florida by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.
Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.
Florida Fanboat by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
Florida Fanboat by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida girl mug 

When a Florida girl records a video of herself without music and talking just posing
POV: you have a Florida girl mug
Florida girl mug by Lya cube November 23, 2024