Hetero-flexible

A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.

I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".

"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"

"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"

by AllegraKate November 30, 2009

human crack in the flesh

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

by PSxy May 9, 2005

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Fletcherific

Something cool, mad, funny or just straight up kickass!

Other off-spawns include: Fletchtastic, Fletcheristic and Fletcherfuckinrific

Yo man, that's fletcherific!

Dude 1- Yo did you see Dominici's burnout on the school basketball courts?

Dude 2- yeah man, they are fletcherific

by deeds2society November 12, 2006

Fleet

A term used to describe when someone is cleaning out their ass/vagina.

"Bye girl, I need to fleet. Can't be out here painting these niggas, sis."

by angeldelmito January 12, 2017

Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."

Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.

by LadyByrd September 22, 2010

Flerg

The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

"Wut a think of dat holmes"
"Yo, dat bunk chick just gave me a flerg"

by Chris Skyler January 8, 2008