irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

farp

Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)

by Wilz April 6, 2006

frat flap

When drunk, shirtless frat boys flap paper fans against their bodies, spreading sweat on all unfortunate passer-bys.

Ew, that sweaty kid behind me at the Red Bull soapbox race frat flapped all over me!

by Zoe Nicole August 30, 2009

bum flap

a bum flap is wen a girl has a really really short skirt, thats rolled over so many times, its like a really thick belt, and so instead of being a skirt .. is a bumflap! (you see the link...), i.e. nothings left to the imagination, especially on a windy day...bumflaps are very common in secondary schools with the *were not even gonna hide were desperate for a shag* kinda girls

"Oo Gladys look at that bum flap...the youth of today!"
"I dont know about that.. i quite like it!"

by iloveumore+more+more April 27, 2006

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

FlapDragon

An idiodic pestering being that you may call a disturbance; a being you pretend doesn't exist

The FlapDragon will keep pestering us until we play with it.

by Lily Billy November 27, 2016

flap

for guys area between asscrack and the back of balsack...for girls the clitorus!!! hehehehahahaha

damn it i cut my flap shaving...or i have a freckle on my flap!

by painindaneck101 July 7, 2005