Skip to main content

Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
mugGet the Gayus ex Machina mug.

Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.
Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
mugGet the Exes with benefits mug.

Not-so-ex

When you and a guy/girl had a thing and were almost dating, were very close, but for some reasons you did not end up together or putting a label on it
I saw my not-so-ex today...
Henry? The guy you had a thing with but you guys never ended dating...?
by ZophSoph June 30, 2020
mugGet the Not-so-ex mug.

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.
-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...
by ZophSoph July 4, 2020
mugGet the Not-so-ex mug.

Text-an-ex drunk

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”
by bdix02 July 18, 2020
mugGet the Text-an-ex drunk mug.

Ex-vegan

An ex-vegan is someone who is no longer vegan. Many vegans quit veganism due to health reasons, hair loss or other reasons such as craving meat and so they go back to eating animal products.

Unfortunately, many ex vegans get a lot of hate just because they’re no longer vegan or just because they want to improve their health and aren’t able to do so on the vegan diet. Not everyone knows that veganism doesn’t work for everyone.

On the other hand, some vegans actually accept people who are no longer vegan and are very supportive of them.
Ex-vegan: Hello guys, I’m no longer vegan which means I am now back to eating animal products as veganism hasn’t been working for me. I am doing because of health reasons and I have been dealing with hair loss.

Rude vegans: How dare you! More animals are going to die because of you! All of your hard work was all for nothing!
mugGet the Ex-vegan mug.

Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
mugGet the Ex-vegan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email