Deck

1: an action that inflicts physical pain
2: a passion-filled kiss.

1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.

by plumski09 December 21, 2008

Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

double decker

like an upper decker except one shits on the top of the tank lid rather than in the tank

" My boss pissed me off so I snuck into his private bathroom and left him a double decker on his toilet tank."

by Vizualist March 22, 2012

double decker biscuit

A beautiful amazing piece of art like me. Also fucking delicious.

"Skye be lookin like a double decker biscuit."

by SKItheDOUBLEdeckerBISCUITqueen December 13, 2018

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

jersey upper decker

Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.

When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.

by berserkers rule February 5, 2010

Man On Deck

A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.

I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.

I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.

by Furious Jim April 27, 2012