Davenport

The act of breaking into a house and defecating in the laundry basket.

Guy 1: Dude somebody shat in my laundry!

Guy 2: Bro you've been davenported!

by Fecavore June 2, 2011

Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

by bio 100 May 10, 2005

Dave

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018

naked dave

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

fat dave

a person who, when they were a child, was "fat" or "chubby", but grows up to be a thin, attractive person; however, person may have other traits such as assholery and douche baggery when older (not always necessarily, however)

"Wow, he was surely a Fat Dave! Look at the chins on that one! He may be attractive now but he punched my friend in the face yesterday."

by Seggy October 17, 2008

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014