dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Declension

What your bung hole does after leaving the vehicle driven by an erratic crazy driver.

“Wow, my body is going through serious declension after riding with dad!”

by Caspie104 January 22, 2023

Dickletips

A person who likes to have a bottle of franks red hot inserted into their urethra whilst their balls are tickled

“Bro, Greg’s a dickletips.”

by Nosamtnup90 February 4, 2023

Decklan

A man who loves fishing, frankly too much. He fishes so much his girlfriend has sex with other men. Essentially he’s a cuk

Did you hear? Jordan is being a decklan

by Nnnaron March 18, 2023

dickless mode

Euphamism for a male to female transgender person after surgery.

Andy has gone dickless mode today.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Dickle

When man used a pickle as a pussy and cums in it then a girl eats the pickle

Fuck I love dickle

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023