apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!
"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"
by Miss Chelly March 09, 2018
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e-dating

maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.
''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''
by ccfvr August 22, 2021
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zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.
Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?
by René Bris April 04, 2020
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Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
by Tittlator. September 25, 2014
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juul date

When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
by Low_ki June 01, 2019
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Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
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Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
“Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable”
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
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