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cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
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cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.
Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"
by richardstarkey October 19, 2010
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cock johnson

expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend

Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!

Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!
by scrojaboi November 16, 2010
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Cock bach

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song
"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me
by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010
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COCK LUST

The irresistible urge and desire to Suck, Worship, Praise, & Pleasure a Big Beautiful Cock when it's in your face making you crave to give it pleasure with your tongue,lips, mouth, & throat until it explodes in all it's glory which gives u the feeling of total mind blowing bliss,fulfillment& satisfaction.
Embrace and allow cock lust to take you on a journey of total bliss & enlightenment.
by Experience explore November 10, 2018
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Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.
Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!
by Ching ching! July 1, 2009
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Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.
Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.
by Mike badass November 5, 2009
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