cool ethan 

The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.

Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.

cool ethan by Definitive Erd October 10, 2003

cool jock smart kid 

One of the world's rarest things-- A kid between the ages of 4-13 who has an IQ of over 130 and wins spelling and math bees like cake walks, has 20 friends, and can play football, basketball, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, track, etc. Usually named Paul or Rick or something like that

Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!

cool jock smart kid by stop it loser August 6, 2006

cool factor 

The measure of how good a party is going to be, depending on who is going to be there.

The right mix of people to make a party or a poker game tolerable.

Dennis: Hey Mark, you coming to my party tonight?
Mark: What's the cool factor?
Dennis: Jeff, Bill and Sean will be there.
Mark: Good

I'm going to cash's house tonight to play holdem, the cool factor is going to be off the charts!

cool factor by cheeks1128yahoo February 4, 2010

Cool Shit 

another way to say I Don't Give A Fuck.
If someone says something irrelevant, you simply reply with
"Cool Shit".

Guy #1: Hey bro, i was with your sister last night.
Guy #2: Cool shit.

Girl: I love you, austin <33
Guy: Cool shit.

Cool Shit by jajanicole March 10, 2012

cool kids 

Selome. Wherever Selome is at, that's where the cool kids are at.

Selome is studying at Newman, so that's where all the cool kids are at.

cool kids by DylanSchiff May 10, 2010

Cool Cat saves the kids 

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).

“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”

Cool Cat saves the kids by Don’tworry April 8, 2018

cool deal 

A member of the "Do what" and "Do what, now?" family, cool deal is often chronically exploited as a filler word. Beware of "cool deal" if adopted by you superiors as it can be highly infectious.

"I just finished my presentation to management"

"Cool deal!"

cool deal by CoolDeal May 1, 2006