Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

bulimia cheeks

The full, Droopy-esque cheeks of a chronic bulimic and a tell-tale sign of their disorder, caused by the irritation of the parotid glands due to consistent, self-induced vomiting.

Jamie's bulimia cheeks make her look like an elderly chipmunk. She must've been purging again.

by buffythethotslayer October 11, 2018

Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.

"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"

by Amplifyer October 22, 2018

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Fetish Cheese

Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.

John: (Making out with pizza.)

Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019

Gas Cheeks

A term used to distinguish the difference between two sets of cheeks on the body. Gas passes through the buttocks which has two cheeks. The term is used from someone who has a strong desire to enjoy a buttocks on senior citizens that release gas during sexual activity.

I’m eager to savor that mans GAS CHEEKS when we have sex.

Her gas cheeks spoke louder than her mouth.

When they were nude sunbathing, his gas cheeks were getting sunburned.

by DGPalmSprings April 13, 2019

midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019