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Easter Bunny 

A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.
Easter Bunny by Lackofstufftodo September 14, 2012

Cum Bunny 

Refers to a balled up cum filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. Originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.
“Hey man can you at least try and pick up these CUM BUNNIES?”

“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”

“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”

"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
Cum Bunny by L Clock August 1, 2009

COCK BUNNY 

girl who hops on cocks!
"come over here bitch and be my COCK BUNNY
COCK BUNNY by maggiesiggs June 14, 2009

slow bunny 

A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.
Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.
slow bunny by Voli23 February 7, 2005

Kissing the bunny between the ears 

When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)

emily: umm, no?

danny: how about you start?

emily: (kisses penis)

bugs bunny 

Seriously hot when dressed as a chick
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny hot when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
bugs bunny by The Winston Ranger February 12, 2006