1 definition by Lackofstufftodo

Easter Bunny

A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.

Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.

by Lackofstufftodo April 11, 2012