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You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!

european bottle rocket 

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"
european bottle rocket by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

Water Bottle Kiss 

When someone drinks out of the same water bottle as you but doesn't water fall it.
Wow! Anya just drank out of my water bottle! I'm getting a water bottle kiss!
Water Bottle Kiss by LoliKisses February 16, 2018

Ding Bottle 

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.
Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy
Ding Bottle by Ding King June 11, 2018

Silver Bottle 

A silver/metal bottle that high schoolers shove 5-10 different types of hard liquor, normally, stolen from their parents in. The mix tends to taste like pure gasoline and makes people throw up a little in their mouth.
Matt: "What in the fuck is in this bottle?"
Gabe: "Homie, that's the silver bottle taste"

water bottle 

a tall clear plastic canteen that holds things made o' water that can be used to splash things or to shower
its just a fookin water bottle
water bottle by UKball January 5, 2019