bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

Barbed

To get dumped and not know it, especially when your partner has already gotten a new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Oh man! Your partner updated his Facebook status to "In a relationship with Becky" and you thought he was still your man! You got Barbed!

by GKS_Stevens May 10, 2017

bored as shii

When you are bored as shii
search up the vine “bored as shii”
Bored as hell

Bro i’m bored as shii

by get shook shistar September 24, 2018

Bored

What we all are 24/7/366 because of freaking quarantine.

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.

by Pialinist July 11, 2020

too bored to die

you're so bored you can't die

person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die

by BORED TO THE POINT OF NOTHING April 24, 2019

when im bored

a youtube video that was made to give teenage boys a boner by having a 14 year old girl dance for them

bro did you watch when im bored yesterday i watched it all day

by hi definitions November 2, 2015

bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

by Chise Patt May 9, 2009