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SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023
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Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.
Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
by djlake99 October 28, 2023
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Billy Blumpkin

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.
"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014
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Blumpkin

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?
by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020
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Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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