Definitions by mommysmilk

Teague Effect 

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.

Teague Effect by mommysmilk June 9, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin 

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

Alabama Blumpkin by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama Blumpkin 

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

Alabama Blumpkin by mommysmilk April 17, 2021