A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.
"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
by Bearjewbackhand December 29, 2014
Luring a person who ghosted you back with sex, then creating at the first opportunity as a way of getting back at them.
Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’
Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’
by Bearjewbackhand January 19, 2022
A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.
The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.
The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.
The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.
by Bearjewbackhand July 03, 2016