plug in baby

another nickname for guitar.

my plug in baby, crucifies my enemies

-Matthew Bellamy (Muse)

by blackj June 12, 2005

Pretty baby

A young beautiful woman.

Wow, look at that girl walking down the street, what a pretty baby!

by SteveMor909 July 14, 2007

Babbling Idiot

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.

Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!

by S. S. D. January 12, 2009

Bitch baby

People who tend to bitch and complain about things that don't even matter in life. Also a person who act likes a baby or toddler.

Jim was acting like a bitch baby because he didn't get a text back.

by Keyshanae January 30, 2017

Baby

Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.

Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."

by Mooingcricket April 9, 2015

baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

by ant August 4, 2004

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007