Definitions by Mooingcricket

Baby 

Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.

Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."

Baby by Mooingcricket April 9, 2015

Proud 

Something your parents could never be of you.

Man, I tried so hard. I got a great job, finished college, got married and had a family, but my parents still weren't proud of me.

Proud by Mooingcricket April 9, 2015