Autoplay

A quick way to get out a sticky situation.

Person 1: WTF why are you watching furry porn?
Person 2: Shit, autoplay was on.

by The autoplay guy May 27, 2018

autozucc

When something you post on Facebook gets automatically removed by its detection algorithms due to violating one of the site's policies.

- Hey man, where did your post go?
- It got autozucc'd because it had <redacted> in it.

by Loulis March 27, 2019

autobelieve

To automatically assume that what someone is presenting is true, without utilizing critical thinking to evaluate it and thus automatically believe them. This unquestioning gullibility of the autobeliever, who automatically assumes extraordinary claims to be true at face value, is the opposite of the radical skepticism of autohoax, which is to automatically assume that what someone is presenting is too extraordinary to be true and furthermore is most likely a hoax.

The moon landing? I'm going to autobelieve that. No need to see the telemetry data.

by Gary Seven / Supervisor 194 January 29, 2021

automasochist

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars

There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.

by rdavidz December 20, 2021

AutoFill

When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).

I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Autobiography

a self serving account of a person's life written by that person in an effort to convey their point of view or truth; a narcissistic playground

My fiancee is reading the autobiography of John For.

by Slayer of Truth and Adulation January 5, 2023

Autocannibalism

the practice of eating oneself. Minor Examples include: Fingernail-biting that develops into fingernail-eating is a form of pica. Other forms of pica include the compulsion of eating one's own hair. Forced self-cannibalism as a form of torture or war crime is not uncommon.

In the film Spaceballs, one character named Pizza the Hutt (a parody of Jabba the Hutt) is revealed to have committed autocannibalism while locked in his car with no other food sources.

by Colonel Chicken McNugget October 4, 2009