Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

by Bilbo_Tbaggins January 03, 2016

Black Snake

Some one whom does not or refuse's to shower for extened peirod's of time

Steveo is a black snake he has'nt showered in days,he is getting a little bit on the nose........!

by malcom douglas May 29, 2010

Snakes on Crack!

Referenced in the movie, Snakes on a Plane and quoted by Samuel L. Jackson.

Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.

Oh Great! Snakes on Crack!

What the... Snakes on Crack!

What the hell are you? Snake on Crack!?

by Helphi November 09, 2007

Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 17, 2012

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 16, 2015

Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

by McRaezy May 14, 2018

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018