Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008

Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days

Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

Twat Boogie

A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.

Sarah’s twat boogie was so disgusting not even the dog would eat it.

by Thinkshop September 24, 2019