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Abster

Someone who is incredibly ripped. They automatically get all women. Their rock hard abs can deflect anything that gets in their way. Their unable to fit through doorways due to being so big.
Hot women: omg do you see that man, he is such an abster.
by rippedguy201 June 29, 2020
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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
by Snifg November 9, 2020
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absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.
Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021
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absolute bozoism

someone or something that is being idiotic or upsetting completely to a annoying level
“hey did you hear they canceled the play
“thats absolute bozoism”
by diamondbrb May 9, 2022
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absquatulates

pretentious abscond

A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
by george February 26, 2003
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abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
by JBScopel April 17, 2008
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abseiling

Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.
person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"
by g0053 May 12, 2011
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