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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Women Are Drugs

Underscores the captivating nature of women, akin to a potent allure that becomes irresistible upon the first encounter. Their strength, resilience, and kindness create an addictive essence that emanates through their infectious energy and uplifting personalities. In essence, women possess qualities that, once experienced, leave an indelible mark, making it challenging to resist the desire for more.

This was created in 2015.
When I'm around her I just can't get enough, her smile, the way she laughs, her beauty, her lips, her eyes, the way she loves me, her personality, her hair, the way she smells, the way we kiss, the way we f**k, like I'm addicted and I know it. Bro, you said that about the lady you were with last week. I know, man ... women are drugs and I can't get enough.

The author beautifully explores the concept that women are like drugs, emphasizing their irresistible qualities, in a narrative that celebrates the perpetual inspiration drawn from their strength and kindness.
by @SauceAvenue November 27, 2023
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Women

It isn't just women Alex. This ties into the broader solipsistic nature of man that I've been talking about.
Hym "And it reminds me of a Joe Rogan podcast clip that I saw recently. It was a spelunker talking about what he does and he says 'There is this unspoken rule. 👉I👈 always go home.' Meaning if something happens, I'm going to leave you for dead. And I'm like... You know if you leave me for dead and I survive I'm going to murder you and rape your wife and kids right? And the kill them too? Do you seriously expect me to get out and be like 'Oh shit man. I know how the unspoken rule works!' No. If you do that and I'm not dead... You will be. So... There is unspoken rule number 2: If you're going to leave someone for dead... Make sure they're dead. But this has nothing to do with women. I just think in an associative manner and you made me think of that."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.
Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.
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Women

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Women

Short, fat, weak, crazy people who are the gatekeepers of sex. They are also politically liberal and support dumb causes because of it.
Women be crazy.
by Alphawolf2006 August 20, 2025
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