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steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music
by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.
John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon
by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022
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work smart get fart

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.
E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by armp1t May 22, 2024
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Phone smart

Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.
Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.
by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016
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Smart

Smart means dumb
by Big-Chungus June 8, 2020
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