jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif April 20, 2018

Jeff Lin

A berkley graduated student who always succeed in no nut November

HEY ! Jeff Lin , How are you ?

by comerchiu January 10, 2022

Jeff

Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction

Man: "hey how are you"

Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"

Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"

by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020

Jeff

A bold man who believes in Santa Claus who is incredibly good at debate and roasting students

Person: I believe
Jeff: I believe in Santa Claus

by Jeff Lover #1 April 5, 2022

Jeff Josey

The bestest chungy

Jeff josey is big chungy

by Ysect May 9, 2019

Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025

Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019