Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
Get the infinite wipemug. by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018
Get the used wipemug. When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
Get the Courtesy Wipemug. The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
Get the Thit-Sar Wipemug. by alupigus993 May 2, 2019
Get the wipe gatemug. The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
Get the Wiping The Puddlemug. by FuckingPussy.com November 17, 2019
Get the Ass wipemug.