Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010

WipeJob

A sexual activity where you take a piece of toilet paperand wipe your partners asshole, then proceed to sniff and lick the excrement.

I gave your father a wipejob.

by J titties February 27, 2011

warren county windsheild wiper

when you are titty fucking a woman and you ejactulate on her face and wipe it back and forth multiple times.

"i was tit fucking this bitch and she told me to stop so i gave her a warren county windsheild wiper"

by jack meahoff November 19, 2007

Wad wiper

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there

My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room

by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004

wipeout

to attempt to pull someone and fail

his attempt to pull tori was a total wipeout

by pyke August 8, 2004

wipers

A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.

Girls with glasses are great; I love giving them the wipers.

by Scummable Thurgood March 31, 2005

Wipeout

A place where careless adults go to embarass themselves.

Man 1: Hey, guys! I'll be going on Wipeout next week!
Man 2: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be laughing our heads off when we see you.
Man 3: Yeah, the dude's right. You'll embarass yourself.
Man 4: (watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man 3: See?
Man 1: Maybe I can sneak my twin brother on the show.
Man 2: But this is your big chance to be seen on TV.
Man 4: (still watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anybody can be on this hilarious show and have fun!
Man 1: I'll do it.

by Matt11111 December 29, 2011