Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.

Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*

by Gluc April 19, 2021

think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Ron and Harry at the same time: “Snape sucks”
Ron: “wow, great minds think similarly”

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

by pxrfectdisease September 27, 2022

But Think About It

A phrase stated when wanting someone to consider your thought or opinion.

"But think about it, Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell"

by thatissofunnyhaha October 6, 2022

thinking session

A time used to focus on figuring something out, coming up with a solution, or coming up with something new.

To make a thinking session more productive, voice type your thoughts, reading them will help you think some thoughts you would not have thought of otherwise.

by but for August 21, 2021