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text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.
by shann81 April 30, 2007
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text cussing

giving or receiving a txt that cannot be responeded to such as lol, haha, soo....., yea...., awesome
by Chowblack June 12, 2008
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Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.
Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.
by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010
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Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.
Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.
by immature922 May 15, 2009
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text drag

When you're walking with friends and one of them falls behind, concentrating on texting so hard that they can't walk as fast as they should.
"Guys, we gotta wait for Sarah... we've got a case of text drag here."
by Hazelmay May 7, 2009
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Texico Bitch

Made popular by the song Texico Bitches, by Broken Social Scene. A Texico Bitch is a person that is very good at Texas Holdem' and Gin Rummy. They paint their faces in bright indian fashions and squirt bitches with a crude oil like concoction.
I had a Royal flush but that stupid texico bitch, Daniel, squirted oil in my face and i accidently folded.
by ScooperJones47 December 17, 2010
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victory text

a mass text message sent in the early AM notifying everyone that you know that you got a piece of strange that night. Inspired by Johnny Drama from the HBO series Entourage.
Joe: "Man, whos texting me at 4am. This better not be Chris with another victory text...."

Text Reads...From Chris: "I got some booty I got some booty I got some booty I got some booty! Victory!"
by xtopher78 May 8, 2009
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