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Made popular by the song Texico Bitches, by Broken Social Scene. A Texico Bitch is a person that is very good at Texas Holdem' and Gin Rummy. They paint their faces in bright indian fashions and squirt bitches with a crude oil like concoction.
I had a Royal flush but that stupid texico bitch, Daniel, squirted oil in my face and i accidently folded.
by ScooperJones47 December 17, 2010
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