toilet paper tail

When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.

I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!

by thrashertm October 30, 2008

tailgating

while making out with a girl, you slide her pants and panties down, and procede to finger her vagina by reaching over her back and ass. Some agility might be required

matt was tailgating amy while getting a blowjob

by nrb155 December 28, 2005

Whale's Tail

When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.

Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.

by jcshfr August 27, 2005

Taila

Sombody who either makes a bad first impresion or ruins their good impresion with an embarresing parting comment.

1. Taila has been chatting to Harris all day, when it is time to part Harris reveals he will not be out next week.

Taila relies with " remember me as the one who got away"

Harris and co. look stunned.

2. man walks into bosses office for and iterveiw "Hi I saw you secretary ... what a rack!"

boss: "Thats my daughter"

Man tells his friend.

"dude you just tottally did a Taila!

by Coat Hanger October 16, 2008

Tailgating

When one gay male, through manual use or the use of a car jack, spreads the butt cheeks of another, allowing a safe landing for a third member of the party, achieving a touchdown.

My roommate was planning on "Tailgating" some guy last night and asked me if i wanted to be the place kick holder.

by Damonisfuckingcool November 8, 2011

banana in the tail pipe

Taking it in the ass

Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .

by JAccess March 4, 2008

Dolphin Tail Whip

When your fucking a chick, you pull out before you cum and as your cumming you slap her in the face with your cock.

Man, last night while fucking a classmate, I Dolphin Tail Whipped her in the mouth.

by Brain Crabb September 22, 2006