twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

by the big dog May 11, 2006

Twackle

Something which cant be defined.a word invented by xratedmusic.

a situation which cannot be understood. would be called a twackle.

by Killian Man Jiro September 12, 2006

twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Twattitude

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.

Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.

by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

twarf

To throw up (barf) a massive amount of tweets after a long period of Twitter inactivity.

Chris hasn't been on Twitter in forever, but ever since he got his cat he's been twarfing up a storm.

by kerbot2000 October 22, 2009

twat worm

An erect clitoris protruding out of the vagina

Jerry was able to make her twat worm appear by stimulating her

by tbonejsumc May 18, 2011