Tit-hair 

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

Tit-hair by spinamutis November 12, 2023

Tit Pits 

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.

I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky

Tit Pits by Klufsmash November 27, 2023

Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.

Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

Tit's Call by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024

tit pressure 

The level of force exerted by a woman’s pair of breasts, felt by their male partner when engaging in the act of mammary intercourse.

She completely crushed every last drop of cum out of me using her massive 34 HH cup tits. The tit pressure made my ex and her 32 DDD’s feel entirely weak in comparison.

tit pressure by anonymous April 2, 2024

Tit mask 

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face

Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me

Tit mask by Spikeraider April 20, 2024

tit fight 

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

tit fight by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024

Tit Wink 

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate

My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick

Tit Wink by DBriddle May 18, 2024