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Ghanaian Standard Time 

(alias G.S.T) Ghanaians throwing parties and everyone shows up 1-4 hours after a party has started.
Felicia: "My party started 3 hours ago where's everyone?"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
The shortened version of the shoe, timberland
Mai timbs is ill, kikkz is clean
timbs by Genuinely Speaking March 3, 2003

Time Rutke 

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time
Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

time bombing 

Time bombing is when you intentionally comment on an old photo on someone's Facebook profile as if it's current. The older, the better. This forces Facebook to make it appear in the current news feed and typically prompts awkward comments from other friends who think they are commenting on new pictures.
When someone is time bombing you, you'll get notifications from friends with comments like:

"When did you color your hair green!"

"I'm glad to see you're back with Nancy. That chick you were dating last week was really nasty"

"Wow - are you pregnant AGAIN!"

"OMG - did you lose like 100 pounds? You look great!"
time bombing by Professor Mac Plum September 19, 2013