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surfer

1. a person who enjoys and engages in the act of surfing

2. a sterotype often seen in movies. Includes: wearing long shorts, an unbuttoned, sleeveless, colorful, flowered shirt of some kind, sunglasses, a tan, long bleached blonde hair, and saying things like "DUDE" and GNARLY" and "WHOA, CHECK THAT OUT DEWD" and other nonsensical, yet somewhat amusing expressions like that. Often stoned as well.
1. a man/women who surfs in Hawaii, or California, and to a lesser extent, Vietnam.

2. Michaelangelo from the Ninja Turtles & Jeff Spicoli of Ridgemont High,
by The Unsilent Majority July 9, 2003
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surface bug

People who have no emotional IQ and are unable to relate to others on a deeper level.
"He has no depth, he's such a surface bug."

"I cannot hold his attention for more than a sentence or two."

Also people who live vicariously through tv programs and do not participate in real life - ignore their family/friends, have no interests.

Opposite: those who live in the deep end of the pond.
by camirror February 14, 2010
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surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
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Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.
After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.
by Grbel08 August 30, 2010
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surface miner

A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.
As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.
by Dr. U W February 25, 2011
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surfendipity

(n.), web-surfing randomly into a a wonderful website you wouldn't have found otherwise.
"I googled for a recipe and I ended up surfing into a support group for other people with my problem."
"It's surfendipity."
by Robin Hudson January 11, 2012
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surflexia

a condition characterized by a chronic internet surfer/chatterer's inability to read from left to right, right to left, up to down, or down to up, as a result of being online too much in a spontaneous or non-purpose centered manner.
Denine has been doin' the online surfing and chat rooms for about 11 hours a day since her unemployment insurance came through, and her surflexia is so bad she asked her boyfriend to read her cable bill to her.
by splitch September 10, 2012
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