Definitions by Grbel08

Pruning 

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.

Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!

Pruning by Grbel08 August 16, 2011

Surfers Hand 

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

Surfers Hand by Grbel08 August 30, 2010

Psychoshit 

A single Pooping session of such varying colours and textures that when the creator looks back on his handy work, the toilet pan is awash with a multitude of psychedelic colours.

And on the fifth hour, he looked back upon his work to find he had created the Psychoshit.

'The Holy Shitter' Verse 14-15 (c.1540 AD)

Psychoshit by Grbel08 July 8, 2010

Fack Oof 

The scottish pronuciation of 'Will you please kindly leave'

Tourist: Hello, do you mind telling me where I am?

Scottish man: Noo, ya can Fack oof!

Fack Oof by Grbel08 April 21, 2010